Gabriel: Do it again!
Sam: I really don’t want to.
Gabriel: *puppy eyes* Please?
Gabriel: Just one last time? Please please please please please?
Sam: OKAY. One final time. *grabs Gabriel, dips him,* I would love to have the sex with you.
Gabriel: *dies on the floor laughing*
The bravest hobbit of them all.
(Sorry, rough again.)
¹when two people love each other but are too shy to admit it but they still show it.
²love that’s too skinny to survive. It’s not properly fleshed out, and is doomed to failure.
I heard today is their last day of shooting…;_;